I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There r osticjed everywhere
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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