Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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