Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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