so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
That reminds me...we need to get swords
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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