Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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