so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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