i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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