Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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