hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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