bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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