That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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