Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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