im drinking this country out of the recession.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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