We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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