I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
And then he peed in my hair
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