Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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