At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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