Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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