He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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