You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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