we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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