that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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