NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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