Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize