I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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