it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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