Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think a kid would responsible me up
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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