Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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