party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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