the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it hurts more in the daytime
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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