I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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