Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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