I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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