new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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