Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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