You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This is the high leading the old right now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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