her vagine was all disorganized.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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