i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Terrible idea I love it
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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