There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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