I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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