it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
please come you make the beer taste better
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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