bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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