May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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