Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
