Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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