I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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