she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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