Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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