I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
