Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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