what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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