Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you would pick up someone in the library
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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