the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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