No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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